How I’ve been wasting my time lately…

Okay…. Sooo I’ve been watching entirely too much Naked and Afraid, I Shouldn’t be Alive, Dude you’re screwed, Human Prey and Locked up Abroad…. I’m steadily marking places on the map that no longer have any interest in visiting. (which by the way is probably the only Reality TV outside of Top Gear and Hell’s Kitchen that are actually useful and that I find worth watching.)

I’ve watched soo much of this stuff I now feel like I have a comprehensive list of things NOT to do when in other countries…. and what NOT to do when in life and death survival matches with Earth. So whenever whatever goobermeister I happen to having a misadventure with tries to do one of these things I will tell them: Good Luck with all that! All that reality TV viewing has finally paid off!

I also have seen the end of some of the I shouldn’t be Alive shows where they are in another country fighting the wildlife and I often say: And just when I thought my ordeal was over… I was caught smuggling cocaine out of Bangkok…. you can see how my story continues in: Locked up Abroad.

Head desk….


Published by: Kawanee Hamilton

Kawanee was born in Alexandria Louisiana but her first real memories are of Russellville Arkansas. She's always loved to read, and has always had an vivid imagination. She grew up in a house where almost everyone read, they didn't need a TV although she could still be found planted on her butt in front of her grandma's TV watching cartoons on Saturday mornings. She made up her first story with her mother when her cat died; it was about where pets go when they die. She continued to create stories from bad dreams she had and her dad would help her change nightmares to stories. They would sit up in a chair until the scary went away. He told her that: "Dreams, good or bad, are just stories your mind makes up. You are the author of your dreams; if you don't like them rewrite them. " She was hooked and has continued to read and write stories drawing from dreams, sights and just pure imagination. She just recently decided she'd like to try and get published and fail than wonder what if. Her story continues but where it goes from here is up to you, the Reader... She hopes you'll join her in finding out where her journey goes from here!

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