I will defeat you, even if that means splitting you up into two chapters and prolonging this editing. I’m in no mood to write a fancy rant so I’m keeping this one simple.
You clearly didn’t get the message or you completely ignored the warning to fall in line and be good. In either case: You suck!
You’re being difficult and I’m tired.Therefore I’m going to break you into little pieces and reassemble you whenever and however I see fit. I’m even bringing part of Chapter 3 in… So you’ll have to deal with that… and it’s going to make you a few pages longer than you need to be, which means you’re going to be divided up. Say your goodbyes now…
But first… some caffeine and breakfast.
~Your Grumpy Author
PS. I hate you… for now.