LOL!!! I’ve had some other interesting responses.
Ooooh we have a writer in town! How exciting! I hope you like it here; maybe you’ll write about our little town! *excited smile turned to dismay almost instantly* Oh… maybe you shouldn’t…
Which immediately made me curious about this small town… trust me whatever the truth is, I’m already imagining far worse in my head.
They’d be better off spilling it now!