Today…. Chapter 7. Your time is up! Bwah ha ha ha!

Dear Chapter 7… *insert heavy sarcasm here*

Last night while I was editing late into the evening I made a very very happy discovery. I realized that I was on page 9. More importantly the END of page 9. Do you know what that means? (I know you do you rotten *trails off mumbling*) That means only a half a page more and you’re a full-fledged completed chapter and I don’t have to look at yo’ face no mo! NEXT! Thaaaaz right Chapter 7 yer days are numbered!

4/22 it that number you arrogant, time vampire of a chapter! Today you will be completed! You took almost 2 or maybe even 3 weeks (a really long time you *expletive deleted*) but I am over you! And Chapter 6 too! I may even print you off just so I can do a victory dance on your pages! Yes, I am that aggravated with you, plus.. I could use the exercise. Not one snarky word about my weight Chapter 7… not one word! I’ll gut you and save you in word 3.0 or whatever and scramble your code so that no one can read you… EVER..

Nod if you understand this Chapter 7. I’m waiting….  Good boy!

~Your Author…

*stalks off grumbling about stubborn chapters and whatnot*

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Published by: Kawanee Hamilton

Kawanee was born in Alexandria Louisiana but her first real memories are of Russellville Arkansas. She's always loved to read, and has always had an vivid imagination. She grew up in a house where almost everyone read, they didn't need a TV although she could still be found planted on her butt in front of her grandma's TV watching cartoons on Saturday mornings. She made up her first story with her mother when her cat died; it was about where pets go when they die. She continued to create stories from bad dreams she had and her dad would help her change nightmares to stories. They would sit up in a chair until the scary went away. He told her that: "Dreams, good or bad, are just stories your mind makes up. You are the author of your dreams; if you don't like them rewrite them. " She was hooked and has continued to read and write stories drawing from dreams, sights and just pure imagination. She just recently decided she'd like to try and get published and fail than wonder what if. Her story continues but where it goes from here is up to you, the Reader... She hopes you'll join her in finding out where her journey goes from here!

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