You’re looking for what? Oh god mom! Turn your SAFE SEARCH ON!!!

Yep, that’s what I’m up to for today… I’m looking for cleavage for this exchange with a waitress who spilled water on a table as she was passing by:

The eyes she’d been admiring darkened a shade, becoming hooded and predatory, as she became aware of several things at once. A) She was staring at him B) he knew it, C) she was leaning across on the table with her back arched provocatively D) her shirt had gapped open giving him a generous eyeful of her cleavage and finally E) he was taking full advantage of the view.

“I haven’t ordered yet, but I know what I want.” His voice was a low murmur that wrapped around her like a warm blanket.

So Boobs… I’m looking at you kid!

My adult son says: Thanks for sharing that…. ummm I hope you find the boobies you need. There’s plenty of them out there… oh god mom! Turn your SAFE SEARCH ON!!!

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Published by: Kawanee Hamilton

Kawanee was born in Alexandria Louisiana but her first real memories are of Russellville Arkansas. She's always loved to read, and has always had an vivid imagination. She grew up in a house where almost everyone read, they didn't need a TV although she could still be found planted on her butt in front of her grandma's TV watching cartoons on Saturday mornings. She made up her first story with her mother when her cat died; it was about where pets go when they die. She continued to create stories from bad dreams she had and her dad would help her change nightmares to stories. They would sit up in a chair until the scary went away. He told her that: "Dreams, good or bad, are just stories your mind makes up. You are the author of your dreams; if you don't like them rewrite them. " She was hooked and has continued to read and write stories drawing from dreams, sights and just pure imagination. She just recently decided she'd like to try and get published and fail than wonder what if. Her story continues but where it goes from here is up to you, the Reader... She hopes you'll join her in finding out where her journey goes from here!

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