I love Fan mail…

I used to have a full-time job, but then I lost it. I loved my dealers, (well most of them anyway.)  I was looking for a post I’d made about inventing a new word “Poutrage” for anyone who’s interested.

And I found it on Goodreads, but somehow formatting between here and there is a bit, shall we say: a bit of a disappointment? Anyway so I fixed the errors and scrolled through to see if there were more. There was, but I came across this and I thought I’d reshare it.

Fan mail from one of my Dealers:

 

In my email today from one of my favorite dealerships:

Can I get a Title for my car. Pretty F*@(! Please???
LOL! Thanks Doll face.
Please advise
My response:

Geez… you kiss yo mama wif that mouth? I’ll see what I can F^@ing do 😉 in the meantime I need a Bill of Sale showing or it’s been traded in.. or something.

~Dollface
Dealership:

I think I love u.

Me: 
I know…

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Published by: Kawanee Hamilton

Kawanee was born in Alexandria Louisiana but her first real memories are of Russellville Arkansas. She's always loved to read, and has always had an vivid imagination. She grew up in a house where almost everyone read, they didn't need a TV although she could still be found planted on her butt in front of her grandma's TV watching cartoons on Saturday mornings. She made up her first story with her mother when her cat died; it was about where pets go when they die. She continued to create stories from bad dreams she had and her dad would help her change nightmares to stories. They would sit up in a chair until the scary went away. He told her that: "Dreams, good or bad, are just stories your mind makes up. You are the author of your dreams; if you don't like them rewrite them. " She was hooked and has continued to read and write stories drawing from dreams, sights and just pure imagination. She just recently decided she'd like to try and get published and fail than wonder what if. Her story continues but where it goes from here is up to you, the Reader... She hopes you'll join her in finding out where her journey goes from here!

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