authors, humor, Randomness, writing

More Writer Humor

The movie Stranger Than Fiction made me see my books very differently. And then I got upset with the author writing my story and wished I could break a foot off in their butt. 😀 So this meme speaks to me. https://www.facebook.com/TheLakeshoreEvil/photos/a.515218211934889.1073741829.510754715714572/682052485251460/?type=1&theater

authors, beta readers needed, readers, writing

I need some Beta-Readers…

That's all.... if anyone is interested... please let me know. I have grammar issues. I know this and knowing you have a problem is the first step to fixing the problem right? I edit my books heavily and sometimes miss an extra word or leave a a thought half formed. Right now I cannot compensate… Continue reading I need some Beta-Readers…

Alleys and Broken Dreams:, writing

Today…. Chapter 7. Your time is up! Bwah ha ha ha!

Dear Chapter 7... *insert heavy sarcasm here* Last night while I was editing late into the evening I made a very very happy discovery. I realized that I was on page 9. More importantly the END of page 9. Do you know what that means? (I know you do you rotten *trails off mumbling*) That… Continue reading Today…. Chapter 7. Your time is up! Bwah ha ha ha!

Alleys and Broken Dreams:, writing

Aww Crap Chapter 7!

Chapter 7.... You are kicking my butt and annoying me to no end! I cannot believe I've been stuck on you for 11 whole days! And now I have to add a whole new chapter  because of all this! I swear it's chapters like you that make me want to throw my hands up and… Continue reading Aww Crap Chapter 7!

My opinion, Randomness, Things that happen at my house

Things that happen at my house: Naming bugs

My son is talking to a friend of his online.. apparently there is a bug in his friend's house and it's about to meet it's demise. This is actual conversation: MY SON: Don't kill Rick! There... I've named the bug, it's scientific fact that when something has a name it's harder to kill. Did it… Continue reading Things that happen at my house: Naming bugs

Alleys and Broken Dreams:

Chapter 7: Apparently you didn’t get the memo.

Chapter 7.... I will defeat you, even if that means splitting you up into two chapters and prolonging this editing. I'm in no mood to write a fancy rant so I'm keeping this one simple. You clearly didn't get the message or you completely ignored the warning to fall in line and be good. In… Continue reading Chapter 7: Apparently you didn’t get the memo.

Randomness

I engage in an Imagination War on Twitter….

Fantasy Author ‏@BrianRathbone Apr 7 Believing in something doesn't cause it to exist any more than not believing in something causes it not to exist. Kawanee ‏@KawaneeHamilton Apr 7 I reject this premise. There is a reality somewhere where believing in something does cause it to exist. So... Nyah on you! Fantasy Author ‏@BrianRathbone 12h12… Continue reading I engage in an Imagination War on Twitter….